“Be Bare...Cover Your Bald Spots With Hair”
“Keep your head up. You don’t have to bow and be bald. Raise your roots, praise the glory of hair growth and restore your crown.”
Winter 2027 Formula
“Comb as you are. Here is the secret to hair restoration. Seek a straight, narrow path where you will be stranded, and I will riddle you with curls all will adore.”
-Root Bare Haircare
Autumn 2027 Formula
“I will sow roots of bounty so full I grow until the hair of angels graze my feet. The humidity of heaven will moisten my mane and eagles dare not stare upon my nest.”
Spring 2027 Formula
“The damage is done but the roots can be saved from poison. Bury not what grows from your head but what dies in your heart. I leave you in the thick and your weeping eyes will water what remains until beauty is restored.”
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Summer 2027 Formula
“Men say only a woman can give life but who can resurrect the dead? You and your hairs will live on forever.”
-Root Bare Haircare
Spring 2028 Formula